Forum problem

[Number 9]

Anyone else had problems accessing the forum?

 

[OldRobert]

yes. I sent a message to Morty. No answer yet. says connection unsafe. https on address line is crossed through. Google no help, am going "not safe" to get on site. Been like it for 2 days.

 

[Number 9]

yes. I sent a message to Morty. No answer yet. says connection unsafe. https on address line is crossed through. Google no help, am going "not safe" to get on site. Been like it for 2 days.

I messaged Morty too, i think he's been working over there, it said the security certificate is out of date which is basically a paperwork exercise.
Good to hear from you OR, hope you're doing ok with health now.

 

[OldRobert]

I messaged Morty too, i think he's been working over there, it said the security certificate is out of date which is basically a paperwork exercise.
Good to hear from you OR, hope you're doing ok with health now.

Exactly the same security certificate issue as mine FF. No doubt Morty will see the messages sooner or later, I know he still gets on here even when he's off shore which as you say he is atm.
Re health, it is better but it's a long and slow haul, some days not too bad other days not too good. Thanks for your concern, very much appreciated.
OR

 

[morty]

Hi guys, got your messages but couldn't access the site to reply to them, sorry! Also realised that the only contact I have for the guy who runs the site, was via DM's here, so will look into an alternative contact medium, in case this happens again!

 

[Fenway Frank]

I thought I’d been banned !

 

[Number 9]

Hi guys, got your messages but couldn't access the site to reply to them, sorry! Also realised that the only contact I have for the guy who runs the site, was via DM's here, so will look into an alternative contact medium, in case this happens again!

Contact via a medium?
Have we all got to meet at the Riverside Spoons, sit in a circle & hold hands?
;-)

Good to have everyone back.

 

[gerryinromania]

You are back. I've missed you. Bun venit puta in Romania

 

[Number 9]

You are back. I've missed you. Bun venit puta in Romania

Buna seara Gerry, cu plăcere

 

[gerryinromania]

You are getting quite good at this romantic language Number 9

 

[Number 9]

You are getting quite good at this romantic language Number 9

I found that the old ladies at the checkout were more helpful when I told them they looked beautiful in Romanian.

Buna dimineata frumoaso

 

[Number 9]

Now the security certificate is sorted, Forum Problems could be used to talk about our problems
Categories could be


Women stealing all my money the f**@*ing parasites!

Sex, I'm not having sex with anyone on the forum, but thanks for asking.

Dating for over 50's. You don't want to be dating an old woman, get a youngun.

Right that's those sorted out I think.

 

[gerryinromania]

Number 9. Be careful if you translate literally. 25 years ago, I used my chat up line on my partner. I told her " You have beautiful blue eyes " she burst out laughing, as the beautiful blue eyes is all arse about face in the translation. Guess she felt sorry for me though, as we are still together. Try watching an English speaking film, with the sound on and read the Romanian subtitles at the same time, you'll drive yourself scatty with shouting at the screen. I watch with sound off, far less stressful, especially if you don' try to lip read. Sorry to go off topic people. Peace to you all

 

[Number 9]

Number 9. Be careful if you translate literally. 25 years ago, I used my chat up line on my partner. I told her " You have beautiful blue eyes " she burst out laughing, as the beautiful blue eyes is all arse about face in the translation. Guess she felt sorry for me though, as we are still together. Try watching an English speaking film, with the sound on and read the Romanian subtitles at the same time, you'll drive yourself scatty with shouting at the screen. I watch with sound off, far less stressful, especially if you don' try to lip read. Sorry to go off topic people. Peace to you all

I've found the old ladies at the kiosks and checkouts love a complement, even if I've completely butchered the language, they're suddenly all smiles & very helpful.
The under thirties seem to love posh English, that worked a treat if you know what I mean.

 

[Number 9]

I'm actually going on a date with a woman tomorrow, it's the first date.
Anyone got any suggestions?
It's been a few years since I've had to do this stuff!

 

[morty]

I don't envy you, absolute minefield these days, hold a door open or offer to pay the bill and you are either a gentleman or you are a stinking chauvanist.

Just relax, and don't try too hard. Women love bad boys so maybe steal her car or something?

 

[Number 9]

There's a long long list of things I mustn't say ;-)

 

[Number 9]

I asked my mates if I should just relax and be myself?
They said probably best not to....

 

[OldRobert]

absolutely brilliant, I would hate to go on a date these days for all those reasons.
Steal her car....classic!

 

[Number 9]

Apparently it's bad form to use the word 'bottom', mention that 'baby's got back', ask about her underwear or chat about a@@l s*x on the first date.

How times have changed.