Perhaps Johan Elmander is world class too then. It is frankly unbelievable that RVW comes out of an utterly *bleep* season and is able to deflect responsibility onto his teammates. A situation that I suspect he is very comfortable with. The truth is that he was right up there with the worst of our players last season, and yet some of our better players get the blame for his complete inadequacy.
RVW's failure to succeed in the Premier League is a huge part of the reason why we got relegated last season, yet still people seem to think that he's good enough to play for somebody like Arsenal. Its laughable.
So RVW only scored 1 goal because he's "too good", and Gary Hooper scores 7 because he was mediocre enough to fit in? Van Wolfswinkel had 44 shots last season and scored 1 goal. That means that 43 of his attempts failed to hit the back of the net.
Gary Hooper had 42 chances in the league and buried 6 of them.
So lets discard this popular myth that nobody was good enough to understand Van Wolfswinkel, whilst Hooper thrived on quality service because he was easier to understand and wasn't too good.
One buried some of his chances, and the other didn't. Perhaps if RVW had buried a few more of his we'd still be in the Premier League, lets not forget that.
My point is that van Wolfswinkel is probably one of those 'luxury' players. Somebody who will do well at a top club because the rest of the team carry him and he's there to finish the move. Was it Anthony MacNamee that was also described as a luxury player? Wes is also somewhat of a luxury player - superb in the right situation but not what you need in others.
I genuinely believe that there are some players, preening peacocks, who are only suited for top teams - teams who will control possession and be on the front foot most of the time. Also there are players who do well at struggling clubs.
Take someone like Andy Cole - was always said he needed 5 opportunities to score 1 goal. Stick him in a dominant Newcastle team or a Man Utd and he will have multiple chances carved out for him, and eventually he will take one and everyone will say how good he is based on how often he scores.
Id like to know RvW's chance conversion rate at Sporting Lisbon.
If he were up front for Arsenal, they would carry him, his job would be easier. Wilshere and Ozil would be putting it on a plate for him several times a match. So I absolutely beleive in circumstances like that RvW could score a reasonable amount.
Look back on our complaints about RvW - was it the hatful of opportunities he scuffed, wasted or spooned week after week? Or was it the fact that he was totally anonymous every week?
We bought totally the wrong type of player. We needed someone like Grant Holt - robust, resilient, a fighter. Grant Holt carved out every inch of territory he had, he muscled his way into the game and in doing so dragged us up as well.
This was the type of player we needed to replace the real Grant Holt, because in the Premiership we were always on the backfoot, usually outgunned, and we needed someone who could fight his way into the game.
This is not RvW. RvW is a player who finishes good team moves. He is a race horse, not a work horse and totally the wrong player for us to have gone out and bought. Again I ask the question - why the hell did we sign this kind of player for the way we were set up?
I repeat - RvW seems a pretty brainless signing.
That I think he could do well at Arsenal is simply a reflection of my belief he is a luxury player, that can succeed when carried by the right team. We were never in a position to carry a striker. We needed a striker who was going to carry us. Grant Holt was exactly the player we needed. Deciding to replace him arguably showed a lack of wisdom (maybe he was faltering - he still outscored all the others), who we replaced him with showed a total lack of understanding of how we had been successful previously. A brainless signing