Samir Nasri?
Nasri can do some things with the ball that I've never seen Hoolahan do, but if you could inject Hoolahan's composure into Nasri you'd have an incredible player.
You say that the Messi comparison is silly, but its not a completely ridiculous comparison, because Hoolahan does seem to have that low centre of gravity advantage. He's the 'Norwich Messi' at least :lol:
Crystal Palace have got a little player that I've watched a few times, and sometimes he looks Hoolahan-esque and other times he looks bloody useless, Johnny Williams, recently on loan at Ipswich!
Not saying he is anywhere near Hoolahan's level, but he's only 21 and nobody outside of Ireland had heard of Wes Hoolahan until he was 24/25.