Most useless player worn shirt

[Fenway Frank]

I have a shirt worn and signed by Lee Marshall. Anyone got worse than that ?  ?

 

[eatonparkboy]

John Terry has just bought Robbie Savage's new book. Savage says now I don't mind Grisham or King having a go but someone who can't read properly and says fink, free and feeyetter can get stuffed.

 

[It's Character Forming]

There was a guy on here advertising one from Andy Marshall, which would take some beating.

 

[Boyerboy]

Do you remember the "fitness coach" during Grant and /or Roeder's time who looked like the original Gregg's pie tester?  His initials were DB but I can't remember his name.  He was embarrassing as a fitness expert and must have been the poster boy for "Do as I say not as I do".

During a preseason open day, the Academy was selling off some old kit to raise funds and  I bought a couple of sweatshirt training tops for the reflected glory of wearing something actually worn  in earnest within the club.  Ridiculous at my age of course but I'm not proud.  Also, they were remarkably cheap!   Being of embarrassing girth myself, I was surprised but pleased to find anything in my size.   I realised later that the initials on the front were DB and all became clear.

I still wear them to matches with my green away shirt from the first Lambert Prem season underneath but I cannot see that any kind of Marshall shirt is worse and more embarrassing than my fatman special.

 

[Beauseant]

There was a guy on here advertising one from Andy Marshall, which would take some beating.

Unlike Andy Marshall......