To be honest, I'm going to be completely immature about this and take the approach that if Lambert goes to the scum then he is automatically a dirty Judas prick.
Me too, that's the Norwich way.
I'm dreading the bit where he's asked about the reaction of Norwich fans in his first press conference.
It sort of feels like your first love later hooking up with that bloke from school that you always hated, lets call him Mr. Twat.
You've had several girlfriends since, and you've done much better than Mr. Twat over the past 10 years of your life... reaching a level higher in your career and having a lot more money.... and your current girlfriend is younger and a little bit better looking, but it still hurts deep down because you never forget your first love and never quite feel love like it again.
And even though you wouldn't have traded in your current partner for your first love, you still feel a sense of betrayal that she's gone with Mr. Twat because she knew how much of a twat Mr. Twat was and how much you considered Mr. Twat to be a twat.
You harbour a secret desire to see the relationship turn sour, you definitely don't 'like' their relationship status on facebook.
It makes you view your first love a bit differently, was she always actually a twat too, or has changed over the years and become a bit more of a twat herself, because there is no other logical reason why she'd fall for Mr. Twat. You are 100% certain that Mr. Twat was always far too much of a twat to ever successfully untwat himself.
That's how I will feel seeing Lambert in his Ipswich tracksuit for the first time.
For the avoidance of any doubt.... Lambert is the first love, and Ipswich Town is the twat that you always hated.
