X-rated

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This one will likely be x-rated

Unsuitable for all weak hearts,

When losers will feel most vexated

While winners will move up the charts

And there today, our lot especially

Have to be fired up to the boil,

Or Wednesday, who surprisingly, freshly

Have lost two, will be out to spoil

This isn´t one where we start slowly

And give them a nice cushion lead,

For they are not one of the lowly

Who´ll let us back in for a feed

Nought-nought when we met back in autumn

Which might for them, just be okay,

But for us, I hope it has taught ´em

Just how to beat them on the day

And if our away form should brighten

Before this season runs to ground,

Then a win here would certainly heighten

Belief that a solution we´ve found. OTBC